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4 May 2009

Please Put That Thing Away, Torry

Posted By Matt Sebek, under St. Louis Rams

Author: Matt Sebek | Filed under: St. Louis Rams

Safe to say, most St. Louis Rams fans are going to miss #81 this season.   One thing we’re not going to miss is the second finger on his left hand – which is a few degree ticks away from being a perfect right angle.  Sickening.

Why didn’t we hear more about that thing when Torry was in St. Louis? Some people covering the Rams have complained that there’s been nothing of substance to talk about for the past three years since the team has been an utter mess. Goodness, the Post should have hired one beat writer to just cover Holt’s finger. Give it a blog. Daily photos. Whatever. The people need updates on that thing.

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4 Responses to “Please Put That Thing Away, Torry”

  1. lol all this talk about george brett, you won’t believe this I found a video on this website that shows george brett out on the baseball field admitting to shitting himself on video! LOL Heres the link

    George Brett Admits To Pooping His Pants

  2. lol all this talk about george brett, you won’t believe this I found a video on this website that shows george brett out on the baseball field admitting to shitting himself on video! LOL Heres the link

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